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RC: how’s lovely Denver?
JF: fun
JF: quite nice I like it here
JF: plus there has been a week long 16-18 girls volley ball tourney
JF: the hotel has been filled with them :D
RC: aw man
RC: you get nubile horny volleyballers at your HUPO
RC: I got the gangs of long beach
RC: no fair!
JF: I couldnt go to the pool for fear of perving on volley ballers
RC: I say go and perv
RC: as long as you don’t touch :P
RC: cause, you know, jailbait and all that
RC: but not looking would be a crime against masculinity
JF: yeah
JF: I got invited to some party on the 6th floor yesterday with the winning J18 volleyball team
JF: was crushed in a lift with them
RC: you poor poor man
RC: my heart bleeds for you
JF: I know, the horror.
RC: did you go?
JF: I didn’t go
RC: tsk tsk
JF: 20 super excited scantily clad volley ball girls is not a party I ought to be going to.
RC: dude. that’s a Penthouse Forum letter right there waiting to happen :)
JF: ? they publish stories like that?
RC: clearly you’ve never read the articles :)
RC: seriously though, I’m old enough to remember a time when porn came in hardcopy
RC: how sad is that?
JF: hard before use?
RC: bad, bad pun
RC: no cookie for you
JF: har har har

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1 rabbit, jointed in 6 portions
6 sausages, cut in chunks
6 rashers smoked bacon, cubed
6 large roma tomatoes, cut in segments
4 onions, sliced
3 bay leaves
1 rosemary sprig
500ml white wine
salt, pepper
olive oil

0. Preheat oven to 180C.
1. Brown the rabbit pieces in olive oil on high heat in an oven-proof pot. Remove and set aside.
2. Reduce heat. Brown bacon, sausages and onions in some more olive oil until well caramelised.
3. Deglaze with wine. Add rabbit pieces, tomato segments and herbs. Season with salt and pepper.
4. Roast in oven for 1 hour.
5. Remove rabbit pieces and set aside. Return pot to oven for another 20 minutes to further stew the vegetables.
6. Check stew seasoning. Place rabbit pieces on top of stew and return pot to oven for 10 minutes to re-heat.

I used honey and wholegrain mustard sausages we get from the Giggly Pig people at the market and a nice Riesling for the wine. All in all, a very good first try and the recipe.

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the-hands

Katy and I have built-in hand puppets that seem to have a life of their own. They can be quite opinionated (Katy’s hand is quite adamant that Rhianna is a skanky ho festering with chlamydia and herpes). We;re not entirely sure when they came to life, nor are we really sure if we’re completely sane or not.

Still, they seem harmless and making them talk at the dinner table seems to wind Mel up to no extent, so it’s all good.

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countdown-in-txtspeak

I had a silly conversation with Katy last weekend, where we were discussing how an updated version of Countdown aimed at teen-aged kids would go down:

CONSONANT!
CONSONANT!
SYMBOL!
NUMBER!
CONSONANT!
CONSONANT!
vowel, please

Presenter: Dude, what’s a vowel???

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taking-steps-to-take-control

My therapist tells me that I need to work on becoming more spontaneous and stop worrying about all the bad shit that can happen in the world. I need to “feel the fear and do it anyway”. I need to accept that I can deal with consequences when they happen, if they happen instead of making a big mental mountain out of everything.

As such, I am taking the first steps in finally seeing if/how I can become independently mobile. I have sent off the paperwork to get my provisional license from the DVLA and will be booking a motorcycle driving course by the end of the month if all goes well.

Booah!

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want-pie-now

I recent IM conversation with Katy :)

(13:46:38) Rc: heyho
(13:46:44) Rc: how’s you feeling?
(13:46:53) Rc: have you had pie?
(13:47:36) Rc: how be the beastie?
(13:47:41) Rc: has he had pie?
(13:47:51) Rc: can I have pie?
(13:47:54) Rc: hmmmmmmm, pie!
(13:48:04) Rc: pie! pie! pie! pie! pie!
(13:48:17) Katy: i am currently having pie

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a-weekend-in-food

So, from my last few posts, you’ll have noticed that I was a bit busy in the kitchen last weekend. I made won ton soup for Saturday lunch, chawanmushi and dobinmushi for Saturday dinner and we went completely mad for sunday dinner (and our Valentine’s day feast) by making a 3 course meal of baked Camembert fondue starter, t-bone steak with mushroom sauce and baked potato entrée and a dark chocolate tart for pudding. Calories be damned, we needed it.

The food was good but the health was bad. I had a horrible throat for most of last week and now it’s moved upwards to my ears. I think I have some sort of ear infection because my left ear was completely blocked yesterday and every time I coughed or hiccuped, it felt like I had a rusty nail shoved in my lughole. Yay, fun times!

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recipe-baked-camembert

Based on a recipe from Nigel Slater. Pure indulgence, this. As the Camembert bakes, the cheese underneath the crust becomes a hot, creamy, sticky, smelly, bubbling pool.

Ingredients:

a whole small Camembert in it’s wooden box
a little white wine

Method:

Take the cheese from it’s wooden box and remove the paper wrapping. Push the cheese back into the box.

Make half a dozen tiny holes in the rind and drizzle a little white wine into them. Just a few drops. Replace the lid. Bake in an oven preheated to 200ºC for twenty-five or until hot and bubbling.

While the cheese is cooking put the potatoes on to boil in salted water. Serve the melted cheese in its box, dipping in the spuds or some gherkins, or simply a chunk or two of very crusty bread.

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recipe-won-ton-soup

The name won ton means swallowing a cloud, and the wonton floating in this popular soup are thought to resemble clouds. This recipe for Won ton soup serves 4. You can get most of the ingredients in a good asian supermarket. Get frozen won ton wrappers, they cost next to nothing and will save you a lot of hassle.

won ton wrappers
1/2 pound boneless lean pork, chopped finely
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon oyster sauce
1 tablespoon Chinese rice wine, mirin or rice vinegar
1/2 teaspoon sugar
1 green onion, finely minced
1 teaspoon cornstarch
2 dashes of pepper
1 small knob of fresh ginger, peeled and finely grated

Combine all the filling ingredients in a bowl, mixing well. Lay one won ton skin in front of you. Cover the remaining won ton skins with a damp towel to keep them from drying out.

Filling the won tons:

Moisten all the edges of the won ton wrapper with water. Place a heaping teaspoon of won ton filling in the center. Fold the won ton wrapper in half lengthwise, making sure the ends meet. Press down firmly on the ends to seal.

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Use thumbs to push down on the edges of the filling to center it.

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Keeping thumbs in place, fold over the won ton wrapper one more time.

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Push the corners up and hold in place between your thumb and index finger.

wonton4

Wet the corners with your fingers. Bring the two ends together so that they overlap. Press to seal.

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The finished product should resemble a nurse’s cap.

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Repeat with remaining won tons.

Here’s a video with a similar way to fold won tons:

Boiling the won tons:

Bring a large pot of water to a boil. Add the won tons, making sure there is enough room for them to move about freely. Let the won tons boil for 5 – 8 minutes, until they rise to the top and the filling is cooked through. Remove from the pot with a slotted spoon.

To make the soup:

Bring the 1L of chicken stock to a boil. Add the won tons and bring the soup back to a boil. Add the green onion, remove the pot from the heat. Ladle into soup bowls, allowing 6 won tons per person.

Optionally, you can also add sliced bok choi and thinly sliced red pepper to the stock.

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recipe-dashi-chawan-mushi-and-dobin-mushi

Note: I really wanted to trying my hand at the recipes I found online on the Steamy Kitchen blog. I’ve copied some of the pictures for the Dashi Stock in case that particular entry goes away.

Dashi Stock

4 cups water
6-inch piece kombu or kelp (I had to improvise with the materials at hand and used 4 kelp knots)
2 handfuls of katsuobushi or bonito flakes (about 2 cups loosely packed)

To make dashi, use large bonito flakes or katsuobushi. They come in a big package at the Asian market. Look for the big flakes. The little flakes are for garnishing. Big flakes should be the size of a cornflake.

You’ll also need a 6-inch piece of dried kelp (seaweed) or kombu for dashi. They usually come long, folded and then dried. You’ll only need 6-inches and just a single layer, so break it apart.

Do not soak the kelp or even rinse it. Just take a damp cloth and wipe it down to clean any dirt off the seaweed. Add the kelp to water and turn the heat to medium-low.

Just before it comes to a boil, add two big handfuls of bonito flakes, stir and turn off the heat immediately.

Leave it to seep until the bonito flakes start to fall to the bottom of the pan, then strain.

The stock can be used now or frozen (use within one month).

Chawan mushi

I first had this in a Japanese restaurant in London and it was bloody marvellous. It’s a very light and silky steamed egg custard that is traditionally served in a lidded cup but can just easily as well be done in a ramekin.

This recipe serves 2 or 3, depending on the size of the cup/ramekin being used.

2 eggs
1.5 cups dashi stock
1 tablespoon light colored Japanese style soy sauce
1 teaspoon mirin
1 sliced shiitake mushroom
2-3 asparagus spears, sliced into pieces about 2 inches long.
2-3 shrimp, cleaned and deveined

Combine egg, dashi stock, soy sauce and mirin in a bowl and with smooth strokes, gently beat with chopsticks. Try not to create too much froth, because you don’t want a lot of air bubbles in your custard. Strain egg mixture through cheesecloth or strainer.

Divide egg mixture among the chawan mushi cups.

Add a few slices of mushroom, one shrimp, and an asparagus piece (using an end piece that includes the pointy tip looks best) to each cup. Cover with lids if using chawan mushi cups, or cover with foil if using the ramekins or teacups.

Place cups into steamer basket. Steam on high heat for 2 minutes, then reduce heat to low for another 10-12 minutes.

Test the surface with toothpick or skewer to check doneness…some clear liquid should form on top when prodded. Custard should be smooth and soft but not super firm. Don’t worry if it doesn’t look completely gelled, it is supposed to be a silken consistency. If it looks underdone, just keep on the steamer and re-cover, checking back at 1-2 minute intervals until it reaches the desired consistency.

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Dobin mushi

Dobin mushi is a soup that is cooked and served in a teapot. You should first pour out and drink the broth while enjoying the bits left in the pot.

For two people:

2 tiger prawns, cleaned and deveined
2 king scallops, without roe, cut in halves
2ounces of white fish, cut into thin slices (I had cod)
1/2 carrot, sliced thinly
2 asparagus, sliced in 2 inch lengths
2 mushrooms, cut into slices.
1 tbsp soy sauce

Matsutake mushrooms are very traditional in this dish, but they cost a small fortune and aren’t that easy to get a hold of. I used some shiitake mushrooms and it came out quite nicely.

Place all the ingredients into the teapot. Ladle in some dashi stock (enough to cover) and add the soy sauce and a sliver of lime peel.

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Steam for 8-10 minutes (longer if you have chicken or other meats that require longer to fully cook).

Serve immediately. You can add a twist of yuzu or lime if you want to add a zing of freshness.

dobinmushi

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