Accidental condom inhalation.

Arya CL, Gupta R, Arora VK.

Jaswant Rai Speciality Hospital, Meerut, India.

A 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months. Inspite of trials with antibiotics and anti-tuberculosis treatment for the preceeding four months, her symptoms did not improve. A subsequent chest radiograph showed non-homogeneous collapse-consolidation of right upper lobe. Videobronchoscopy revealed an inverted bag like structure in right upper lobe bronchus and rigid bronchoscopic removal with biopsy forceps confirmed the presence of a condom. Detailed retrospective history also confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio.

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27 Responses to “Now here's something you don't hear about every day”
  1. montreality says:

    Um.. how come she didn't notice? *rolleyes*

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  2. eniran says:

    I think the better question would be, how could she not notice? I mean, I'm not all that familiar with blowjobs but I think if I aspirated a condom, I would notice. But maybe that's just me. :D

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  3. talisker says:

    My question was along those same lines. I mean, if there was a condom there to begin with, and there isn't one at he end, something's amiss :) These things just don't spontaneously disappear.

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  4. eniran says:

    They don't?!?

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  5. talisker says:

    not unless there's a LOT of friction, and even then, they'd melt before being atomized. You'd tend to notice that.

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  6. eniran says:

    Melting condoms? Not the most popular on the market, I'm sure.

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  7. talisker says:

    like I said, considering natural latex has a melting point above 150 oC, ya need a lot of friction before it could happen :)

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  8. eniran says:

    And if there is that much friction, you are doing something wrong… oh so very wrong.

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  9. talisker says:

    indeed. A bit of friction is a good thing. When your partner spontaneously combusts, you have a problem.

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  10. eniran says:

    Friction is a very good thing, but spontaneous combustion is a bitch to clean up after.

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  11. talisker says:

    Ya, and then there's the smell. You can never get it out of the furniture. You also end up finding ashes everywhere.

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  12. eniran says:

    Yeah… ashes and sand, they get into the strangest places.

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  13. talisker says:

    If you have a sound card, listen to this

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  14. eniran says:

    *falls over laughing* That would lead to some friction I'm sure.

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  15. talisker says:

    yes, but not the good kind :) I can't be sure, but I'd imagine that would hurt as hell :)

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  16. eniran says:

    I believe it really would… ouch *crosses legs and grimaces*

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  17. talisker says:

    Agreed. Sand is not an approved substance for vaginal insertion :P

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  18. eniran says:

    Good to know… but the real question is, what is on that list?

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  19. talisker says:

    I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

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  20. talisker says:

    Seriously, there is none, yet, but I would nominate:

    penises
    dildos
    hands (includes finger(s)
    tongues
    food items

    Am I missing anything?

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  21. eniran says:

    Ah well, I'm sure i can figure it out myself.

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  22. eniran says:

    That's for me to know… and to explore ;D

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  23. talisker says:

    I'm willing. You volunteering?

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  24. eniran says:

    Remember our convo on Saturday? Still no touching that… sorry. But I will keep you up to date as I find things for that list. :D

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  25. talisker says:

    Humph. Ya can't blame a guy for trying :)

    Please do though, as you have 1. More opportunity to and 2. A twisted mind :)

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  26. eniran says:

    No, I can't blame you for trying.

    I'll email you as soon as I find something new for the list, I promise.

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  27. talisker says:

    I'm sure you and the girl will be more than entertained while investigating.

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