The beaver is a proud and noble animal

the doctor says, “big breaths” – the girl answers, “yeth, and i'm only thikthteen!”
…courtesy of Tia.

Writing software specs is boring beyond belief.

That is all.

Ladies, I think this one's a winner as well. It's called Sexy Losers. It's wrong, but so funny :)

Met up with eniran and her girl last night at Hurleys. Much laughter, boob grabbing and public lewdness ensued. Well, more bathroom lewdness than public, but still… and the boob grabbing was mostly on their part (but it's always enjoyable to see :P) It was really funny to see eniran with a constant blush.

Apparently, we were a fun table, as Dusty, the barmaid, came over and chatted with us for a while. I like her a lot (and she's cute as a button too). Always good.

After drinks, the girls and I headed to my place for dinner. I promised A. a home-cooked dinner a while ago, and finally had a chance to make good on my promise. It was cream of carrot soup, freshly tossed green salad^† with wine vinegar and dijon dressing, penne with kosher^‡ turkey carbonara and fresh-from-the-oven chocolate chip muffins. From the lack of dinner conversation and the hoovering of food, I think it went well. Then again, they might just have been really hungry :)

Talked a bit with the girls, and almost fell asleep on the couch. All in all, a very fun night.

Memorable quotes:

That girl is so going down… and not in a good way.

You're going to the bathroom with me.
Um, no I'm not.
Would it change your mind to know that I'm not wearing any underwear?
Um, yes it would.

† with huge-ass romaine chunks that don't (or barely) fit in your mouth
‡ the turkey was kosher, but it was mixed with cream and cheese, so A is going to hell for that meal.

American Idol gone really, really bad
Bletchley Park and the quest for the Holy Graal
After Starbucks and Enron, Playboy eyes the women of Home Depot
EDIT: Ukranian ammo dump goes boom when soldiers light up

http://www.carstuckgirls.com/

Quoted from the website: Here you'll find Pedal Pumping videos and pictures of sexy young girls who got stuck hopeless with their car, jeep, suv or van in mud, snow, sand, clay or wet grass. See Pedal Pumping with sweet muddy feet, barefoot or with boots, pantyhose, pumps, high-heels, riding boots, sneakers or buffalos. Our cute girls try to rock, push and tow the car out of the mud. So when you like spinning tires and love to see a girl who stuck in the mud or maybe a muddy catfight – Then you are right here, because we are the experts for carstuck and Pedal Pumping fetish!

Sweet! That's a new one on me :D

Issa tha engrish website. You go see now: http://www.engrish.com/recent.php