The beaver is a proud and noble animal

Last bottle of world's oldest single malt whisky leaves Scotland

Went bowling last night with eniran,blacksquiggles,chickcurious and a whole bunch of other unknown people as a belated celetration of chickcurious's birthday. Mainly, I used it as an excuse to clear my head of bad thoughts that had been festering all day, with the additional bonus that I finally got to meet Adria and Cambria in person.

Bowling is a sport that you need to be drunk to fully appreciate. It's a sad fact, you just can't bowl when you're sober, even though that according to petkatyyazzick, I am a man and therefore genetically predispositioned to be good at it. HA! That's so not true, as I didn't even break 100 :D

Quotes from the evening:

I really suck!
As opposed to the rest of us? (chorus)

I need to be drunker than this to play.

If I get this, I get 69!!!

You're putting me off my stride!
What stride? You have zero!
(right after which, I got a strike, woot!)

Use the pink balls!

I was just talking and then my boob fell out.