The beaver is a proud and noble animal

Katy was away last night and I couldn't fall asleep, so I started reading. Bad idea. I read until 1am and I'm feeling it today.

I'm old

*sob*

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,11069-1726165,00.html

So, if they take out religion, the Magdalene, the sacred feminine, Opus Dei, the sex ritual, the Priory of Sion… then, I guess they'll be left with a great car chase movie…

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No, it's not a kinky sex move, it's how to tie a single windsor knot. For reasons that are unclear, I've just spent the last 30 minutes teaching french people how to tie a tie knot in my living room.

Katy's in Leicester tonight and tomorrow for her pre-op apt, so I was on my own tonight. An impromptu game night ensued, with much Carcassoning. I wasn't trying to be evil, but I did something that's really, really nasty (yet funny, and even better, appropriate). I stole a ginormous plain filled with mammoths from not one, not two but from three people who were sharing it :D

For those of you who don't know the game, go to your nearest game shop and get yourself a copy. It rocks :)