Honest to god email I got today:

Dear All,

Please be aware that it is not wise to lay or fall asleep in the meadow
long grass on campus as there is the danger of being run over by the
lawn mower.

There was a near miss earlier and luckily due to the grounds maintenance
chaps awareness the person was seen in time and a serious accident
avoided. Please look for other solutions to keeping cool that will not be as
potentially dangerous.

Your cooperation in this would be appreciated.

Regards
Facilities Management

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