Posts Tagged “computers are evil”

It’s been known to happen – but generally this is the definition of insanity.

This will appeal to a very limited set of readers, but those that do understand will laugh. I’m reading MS Access files in a Java ETL tool and applying python scripts to perform data wrangling before writing to a postgres database. This shouldn’t work, but it does, and will make my life significantly easier. It’s so ugly, it circles all the way back to elegant.

To stop the zombie apocalypse, broadcast a goodly supply of cat videos.

3h meeting, no break, no coffee yet today. 

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Bit of late night silliness from work.

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And things only take two weeks if you never follow any of the process.

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OK. So Facebook suggested I might want to add the following people as friends:

  • My therapist 
  • Bean’s pediatrician 
  • Bean’s scout troop leader
  • The guy who sold us our car 3 years ago. 
  • Our vet
  • Former colleagues I’ve not seen in 10 years. 
  • People I haven’t spoken to in over 25 years. 

OK Facebook, you win. You can stop showing off now.