Spain… a nation of nibblers, where even the mice are sad, drunken and decadent. But it could all be fixed by a decent, sensible breakfast.
Tag: god save the queen
Lettuce outlasts Liz Truss
Coup, assassination, abdication, suicide and illness – all have contributed to history’s shortest serving leaderships though none, in the literal sense at least, can be said to apply to Liz Truss.
But at just 45 days, she faces the ignominy of being the UK’s shortest-serving prime minister by some degree. The announcement of fer resination, made by Truss outside Downing Street, follows the near-complete evaporation of her political authority which has seen her crash the markets, get publicly rebuked by the IMF, lose two key ministers and shed the confidence of almost all her own MPs. Truss’s resignation will set another unwanted record, by making her the first prime minister in recent history not to call the UK’s devolved leaders at any point while in office.
Keir Starmer said: “After 12 years of Tory failure, the British people deserve so much better than this revolving door of chaos. In the last few years, the Tories have set record-high taxation, trashed our institutions and created a cost-of-living crisis. […] The damage they have done will take years to fix.”
Purchased at a Tesco grocery store for 60 pence, the lettuce became a caricature of the Conservative leader’s flailing hold on power, pitted against the prime minister by The Daily Star. “Will Liz Truss outlast this lettuce?” the newspaper asked in a live video that has been running since Oct. 14, attracting bounds of viewers and comments on social media. The lettuce gag was inspired by The Economist, which noted on Oct. 11 that between a near-immediate political implosion at the beginning of her tenure and the 10 days of mourning after Queen Elizabeth II died, her grip on power amounted to seven days, or “roughly the shelf-life of a lettuce.” In the end, the lettuce emerged victorious after Truss resigned.
The UK’s continuing downward spiral…
From the Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2022/sep/28/rebuke-from-imf-is-a-global-embarrassment-for-truss-and-kwarteng
Liz Truss and Kwasi Kwarteng have taken on the economic orthodoxy. They have announced extra borrowing to pay for tax cuts. They have sacked the Treasury’s top mandarin. They have insisted they will press on with their dash for growth despite a hostile reaction in the markets. Now the economic orthodoxy has struck back – and in the most high-profile way possible: a public and stinging rebuke from the International Monetary Fund (IMF).
It is hard to overstate just how severe an embarrassment the dressing down from the IMF is for the government, which has been told to rethink last week’s mini-budget. The blunt language used by the IMF spokesperson was the sort normally reserved for a struggling emerging market economy seeking financial support.
The UK is not in that position. There is no immediate prospect of Kwarteng needing a bailout but the IMF’s intervention highlights just how quickly the chancellor’s strategy has unravelled. It also illustrates the IMF’s concern that a full-on financial crisis in the UK could have ripple effects through an already vulnerable global economy. The IMF has two main concerns. First, it is worried that what the Treasury is doing with tax and spending (fiscal policy) is at odds with what the Bank of England is doing with interest rates (monetary policy).
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The IMF is itself taking a risk because by issuing such a public rebuke it might further undermine confidence in the UK. Kwarteng and the governor of the Bank of England, Andrew Bailey, have been trying to reassure markets and put a floor under the pound. The IMF’s intervention is not helpful to their cause, and could conceivably be the catalyst for a fresh run on the pound that would prompt emergency action from the Bank’s monetary policy committee.
Truss and Kwarteng now have a big decision to make. They can ignore the IMF’s advice, which is what they would prefer to do. Or they can bow to the mounting pressure – which is coming not only from the IMF but also from the US and German governments – and have a rapid rethink.
The Queen is dead, long live the King
Hands…Face…Space
It’s been a long pandemic…
UK response to covid
What have you done, you idiots?
Spot the newspapers for grown-ups
I know that all the broadsheets have a media bias, on either side, but it really seems that the tabloids just aren’t even trying anymore. The Sun, particularly, doesn’t disappoint in spoon-feeding garbage to its target audience. I mean, come on, could they pile it on any thicker?
Vote early, vote often!
MPs voted by 438 to 20 to have a pre-Christmas election in what is expected to be the most unpredictable contest in a generation.
After Johnson failed to take the UK out of the EU on October 31 as promised, the major battle line will be drawn along on the subject of Brexit. Sadly, he didn’t die in a ditch. Yet another promise that wasn’t upheld.
The Conservatives will campaign to get Brexit done by pushing through Johnson’s deal, while Labour is promising a second referendum to let the people resolve the EU question.
The Brexit party will try to outgun the Tories by arguing for a no deal Brexit, while the Liberal Democrats will seek remain votes from Labour by pledging to revoke article 50.
God knows how the vote will be split once everything is tallied.
Mongrels re-watch
Katy and I started rewatching Mongrels, a show that actually made it past the BBC stiff necks in 2010. I’d forgotten just how much I loved it the first time around. Especially Kali the pigeon.
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Nelson:
How was the funeral?
Kali:
I masqueraded as a dead man, partially blinded a child and caused a clergyman to question his faith in Christianity.
Marion:
How was the buffet?
Kali:
Was adequate.
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Kali:
If I wanted to be permanently attached to a needy, accident-prone cretin, I’d move back into my old nest. (cut to Ame Winehouse singing ‘Valerie’ on stage with Kali poking out of her hairdo, talking on a mobile phone) Hello? Is that the council? I’d like to complain about the woman living under me! Why? Because she’s a donkey-faced crack skank! Alright, I’ll hold.
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Kali:
A Thai bride and some Genesis. I’m trying to lure Harry Hill.
Thai Bride:
Come on baby, me love you long time.
Harry Hill:
I could’ve sworn I heard Genesis…
Kali:
Oh God, Kali! Improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, ooh, World War II stick grenade!
(Kali throws grenade; everyone ducks as there’s a huge explosion; Harry Hill’s clothes fall on top of them)
Marion:
So, Harry Hill… brown bin or blue bin?
All:
Brown bin…