The beaver is a proud and noble animal

Bold the ones you have, and pass it on!

Old Fogey Stuff Behind

Blame elfs for this one. Create a faux “first album.” The rules are simple.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random

The first article title on the page is the name of your band.

http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3

The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.

http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/

The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

This is my entry:

God, I'm easily amused when I'm debugging :)

Why drug dealers have it better!

Give me at least 1 reason why I'm going to hell. Then, repost this meme in your own LJ and see what other people say about you.

“Take a look a your LJ friends list, then list up to ten things you want to say to ten different LJ friends… DO NOT state who these people are. DO NOT confirm nor deny any “comment speculation”. Then tag five people. “
There will be no tagging of others to spread things here.

1. I don't know you enough, but what I've seen so far makes you out to be a very interesting person.

2. You are a selfish person, who looks out for number one. You use the people around you only when it suits you and I've grown to hate how you affect those people who try to care.

3. I admire you for the strength of your character in overcoming so many odds and just jumping blindly in life always knowing you'll land on your feet.

4. I know family is important, but you need to live your life for you, not how you think they want you to live it according to their morals and standards.

5. You have more potential that you think, you just need to stop caring about what others think about you. Go out and see the world outside your doorstep, it'll change your life forever.

6. You have strong opinions and you live by them, so congratulations. Sometimes though, you come seem moralistic and preachy, so you might want to tone it down a notch.

7. Sometimes you come across as cute and quirky, sometimes you just come across as weird.

8. I sometimes regret not taking you up on your offer.

9. I don't understand your lifestyle and I sometimes think you're vain and superficial.

10. You are my rock, and I don't know what I'd do without you.

You scored as XIII: Death. Death is probably the most well known Tarot card – and also the most misunderstood. Most Tarot novices would consider Death to be a bad card, especially given its connection with the number thirteen. In fact this card rarely indicates literal death.Without “death” there can be no change, only eventual stagnation. The “death” of the child allows for the “birth” of the adult. This change is not always easy. The appearance of Death in a Tarot reading can indicate pain and short term loss, however it also represents hope for a new future. XIII: Death 75% VI: The Lovers 56% X – Wheel of Fortune 56% II – The High Priestess 50% XI: Justice 44% 0 – The Fool 44% XIX: The Sun 44% XV: The Devil 44% XVI: The Tower 44% I – Magician 31% III – The Empress 31% VIII – Strength 25% IV – The Emperor 19% Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You? created with QuizFarm.com

Does this mean I need to talk ALL IN CAPS?

Go to Wikipedia. In the Search box, type your birth month and day (but not year). List three events that happened on your birthday. List two important birthdays and one interesting death. Post this in your journal.

Events on August 7th

1794 – Whiskey Rebellion begins: Farmers in the Monongahela Valley of Pennsylvania rebel against the federal tax on liquor and distilled drinks.
1944 – IBM dedicates the first program-controlled calculator, the Automatic Sequence Controlled Calculator (known best as the Harvard Mark I).
1945 – President Harry Truman announces the successful bombing of Hiroshima with an atomic bomb while returning from the Potsdam Conference aboard the heavy cruiser USS Augusta (CA-31) in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
1990 – At 12:34:56 (both AM and PM) the time and date by British reckoning was 12:34:56 7/8/90 i.e. 1234567890.

[Note: a depressingly large number of events were war-related on my birthday. poo, I say!]

Births on August 7th

1560 – Elizabeth B, Hungarian serial killer (d. 1614)
1876 – Mata Hari, Dutch spy (d. 1917)
1960 – David Duchovny, American actor
1975 – Charlize Theron, South African actress (yay!!!!!)

Deaths on August 7th

1106 – Henry IV, Holy Roman Emperor (b. 1050)
1834 – Joseph Marie Jacquard, French weaver and inventor (b. 1752)
1957 – Oliver Hardy, American comedian and actor (b. 1892)
2005 – Peter Jennings, Canadian-born news anchor (b. 1938)

Try this one. Go back through your archive of 2005 and pick one post topic for representative of each month. Mine are:

January – My junk isn't jacked up.
February – Me? Absent-minded? Never!
March – Life as a “Clean Sweep” episode.
Apris – You need to fill in form VAF1…
May – My furniture saga unfolds
June – It's hot and it's wet, which is good in a woman but bad in a city.
July – No, this is not Phil's Taxi Service.
August – I can't have my pussy :(
September – The joys of passport control.
October – What to do when the people around you aren't feeling well.
November – I have met the Grogan clan today.
December – Housework sucks big sweaty donkey balls.

Looking back on this year, though a lot of good things have happened to me, its been a hard year for those I love. I hope the next one is better.