Posts Tagged “porn”

I’m going to turn 40 next year. In the traditional things to do for a midlife crisis, I’ve already done the booze,
drugs and tattoos and my eyesight doesn’t allow me to have the fancy sports car or motorcycle. I already dress down for work, with cynical t-shirt and converse deck shoes. All that’s left available is getting a mistress. But that’s OK, Katy says she’s going to help me choose one.

So far, here’s what we agree on:
Mid-thirties
Redhead, long wavy hair
Green eyes
Ample, yet pert bosoms
Size 14-16, toned build
High sex drive
Must have a combination of the following:
- poor sense of humour
- average intelligence (but not thick)
- annoying laugh

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Interested candidates should contact Katy for an initial screening interview :-)

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Click for NSFW original pictures.

Also, this:

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Unblurred version is, of course, nfsw.

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Jus further proof that there is porn for every fetish online :-)

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If you see something else, you have a pervy mind (and I like you).

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I can’t. Pussy jokes are too easy with a setup like this :-)

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Rule 34 is a generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject. Case and point, the tumblr blog dedicated solely to girls looking in fridges.