Posts Tagged “porn”

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You see the unblurred image and the first thing that you think is “that’s an Ikea shark, Bean has one just like it”.

Click for NSFW version.

The things you find online when you’re looking for innocuous torrents to watch…

The unblurred picture is completely, totally, absurdly, NSFW.

I love the Internet.

You gotta be horny to fuck a green bitch. If the bitch is green, there’s something wrong with the pussy.

(yes, I know that’s from an Eddie Murphy stand-up routine, and yes, I can see the girl is blue, but it made me giggle. What can I say, I’m still a teenager at heart)

Click on the thumbnail to see the full NSFW gif. Can’t. Stop. Watching. Boing. Boing. Boing.

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Need to maximise the naughty coefficient but still stay above the minimum bound of nice :-)

As in most things,  context is everything. Click for it (NSFW).

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Here’s one way to celebrate the fall colours…

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Came across this a few days ago and my first thought was “right now, Bean would still prefer the sweeties over the sweetie”

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… my scotch and scrabble nights with Michel had looked more like this :-)