Posts Tagged “porn”

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Prime Minister David Cameron says that if online pornographers don’t voluntarily install effective age-restricted controls on their websites he’ll introduce legislation that will close them down altogether. A recent Childline poll found nearly 10% of 12-13-year-olds were worried they were addicted to pornography and 18% had seen shocking or upsetting images. The minister for internet safety and security, Joanna Shields, said: “As a result of our work with industry, more than 90% of UK consumers are offered the choice to easily configure their internet service through family-friendly filters – something we take great pride in having achieved. It’s a gold standard that surpasses those of other countries. Whilst great progress has been made, we remain acutely aware of the risks and dangers that young people face online. This is why we are committed to taking action to protect children from harmful content. Companies delivering adult content in the UK must take steps to make sure these sites are behind age verification controls.”

So basically, if you run a porn site in the UK, move it. Oh, and those family-friendly filters? Think again.

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Women are having their nipples tattooed into heart shapes by mimicking the colour of their areola.

Heart. Shaped. Nipples.

First thought: really cool and cute.
Second thought: YEEEOUCH! That’s gotta hurt.

Pictures are, of course, so completely NSFW.

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Sophie Coady is a UK glamour model whose tag line is “And then….. that ugly ginger kid grew some FUCKING HUGE tits :)”

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Brings a whole new meaning to taking your toys to bed…

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China Plans Crackdown on Funeral Strippers

The Chinese Ministry of Culture is preparing an attack on the habit of inviting strippers to funerals in the country, a move intended to bolster the apparent popularity of the deceased by ensuring more people turn up to mourn. The practise is rooted in cultural reasons, apparently, with superstitions believing that a well attended funeral is more likely to mean a successful spot in the afterlife for the deceased, even if all attendees are stifling erections while completely unaware of who the dead person in the box is.

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I’ve seen it in the Internet, it must be true!

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Apparently, there is an iPhone app called Mosatsu, that is a big hit in Japan. The premise? Rip clothes off of pretty women. Of course it is.

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Click to see full NSFW animated version

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The Conservatives say they will force hardcore pornography websites to put in place age-restriction controls or face being shut down if they win the election. The culture secretary, Sajid Javid, said the party would act to ensure under-18s were locked out of adult content after a recent Childline poll found nearly one in 10 12-13 year olds were worried they were addicted and 18% had seen shocking or upsetting images. Experts welcomed the move – targeted at both UK-based and overseas websites – but warned it would take hard work to implement in practice.

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