Posts Tagged “porn”

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Came across this a few days ago and my first thought was “right now, Bean would still prefer the sweeties over the sweetie”

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… my scotch and scrabble nights with Michel had looked more like this :-)

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Nyotaimori (女体盛り, “serve (foods) on the female body”), often referred to as “body sushi”, is the Japanese practice of serving sashimi or sushi from the naked body of a woman.

This is the redneck equivalent.

Or, as Katy said, a bacon butt-y.

I’m going to turn 40 next year. In the traditional things to do for a midlife crisis, I’ve already done the booze,
drugs and tattoos and my eyesight doesn’t allow me to have the fancy sports car or motorcycle. I already dress down for work, with cynical t-shirt and converse deck shoes. All that’s left available is getting a mistress. But that’s OK, Katy says she’s going to help me choose one.

So far, here’s what we agree on:
Mid-thirties
Redhead, long wavy hair
Green eyes
Ample, yet pert bosoms
Size 14-16, toned build
High sex drive
Must have a combination of the following:
– poor sense of humour
– average intelligence (but not thick)
– annoying laugh

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Interested candidates should contact Katy for an initial screening interview :-)

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Click for NSFW original pictures.

Also, this:

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Unblurred version is, of course, nfsw.

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Jus further proof that there is porn for every fetish online :-)