The beaver is a proud and noble animal

A fact being legal and making sense are two completely different things.

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Why must you always weirdify my happy place?

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Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

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I’ve been accumulating bits of paper with random quotes in my wallet for the past few weeks, in the hopes that I’d finally take the time to post everything. So here goes:

Katy: I always feel better after my bi-annual mental breakdown.

Me: Yell if you need aught.
Katy: God, you sound like me but with a Canadian accent. It’s so bizare!

Katy: At my funeral, make sure that everybody has lots of cake
(while we got lost, walking in a cemetery, in Leics)

Official diagnostic for the Beastie, as given by our local GP, when he was feeling under the weather a few weeks ago: Iwantadaywithmommyitis.

Katy: *laughs maniacally*
Mel: Do you have feathers down your drawers?
Me: Do I need to topiary the aviary?
Katy: You know what they say about a bird in the hand
Me: It’s worth two in the bush?
Katy: *laughs maniacally*

I agree, gentle reader, for a few of those, you had to be there :)

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Setting: Matthieu is back from The Netherlands and brought back some Stroopwafels

Florian: ooooooooooooh!
Me: What are those?
Florian: Stroopwafels.
Me: Oh, damnit.
Florian: What? you can’t eat them?
Me: No, I can, that’s the problem. Those things are evil.
Florian: Now you complain when you can eat stuff?
Me: Yes, you can’t win.
Florian: Next time I’m in Germany, I bring back a teeeny-tiny bit of chocolate you can eat and giant bunch of stuff you can’t, so that way you have something you can eat but you can’t complain about the size of it.
Me: You know you’re evil incarnate, right?
Florian: Yes, and I love it.

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Do you find that you’re losing your mind?
Yes, a bit.

Katy, while talking to her friend Pam, regarding spending all day with a small child and the intricacies of baby-talk

I just passed a coworker in the corridor. The following conversation is verbatim:

CW: Hello
Me: Hello
CW: It could be worse.

Buh?

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Fire officials regarding wildfires: “GTFO.” Residents: “STFU.” Fire: “NOM NOM NOM.” Residents: “OMG.” Fire department: “DIAF”

Source: FARK.

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It’s never too early to eat ice cream. It’s a dairy product, for God’s sake. It’s practically healthy!

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“I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant”

This reminds me so much of recent conversations with Katy :)

Ganked from Facebook.

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