\n\n\n\t\tCuntry divided
\n\t\tEast versus West in Toe Land
\n\t\tBush torn between sides.\n\t<\/td>\n | \n\t\tYo-yo in your pants?
\n\t\tOr just happy to see me?
\n\t\tPick-up line needs work.\n\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
\n\n\t\tMy wrinkled grommet
\n\t\tStrains against nylon panties.
\n\t\tShip of the desert\n\t<\/td>\n | \n\t\tTwo hills inverted
\n\t\tbut always on the right side
\n\t\tup and in and home\n\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
\n\n\t\tThe vertical smile
\n\t\tBehind painted on britches
\n\t\tBicambrian grin\n\t<\/td>\n | \n\t\tZip the fly tightly
\n\t\tFeel the crease define your lips
\n\t\tDenim tells no lies.\n\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
\n\n\t\tWhat's a camel toe?
\n\t\tA slice of pie on both sides.
\n\t\tFabric in between.\n\t<\/td>\n | \n\t\tToothless, scheming mouth
\n\t\tchews the thong with moistened gums,
\n\t\twhispers things to come.\n\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
\n\n\t\tAll-beef patties and
\n\t\tInverted Golden Arches
\n\t\tRedneck McDonalds\n\t<\/td>\n | \n\t\tFleshy meat curtains
\n\t\tTwo performers on a stage
\n\t\tExit left – and right\n\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
\n\n\t\tYoung teens, sunny beach
\n\t\tCamera focus, oh young toe
\n\t\tOh shit, it's the cops\n\t<\/td>\n | <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" http:\/\/www.cameltoe.org\/ My favourite is the cameltoe haiku section: Cuntry divided East versus West in Toe Land Bush torn between sides. Yo-yo in your pants? Or just happy to see me? Pick-up line needs work. My wrinkled grommet Strains against nylon panties. Ship of the desert Two hills inverted but always on the right side up…<\/p>\n Read More “Bwahahahahaaaaa”<\/span> »<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-g9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1001"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}} |