{"id":1002,"date":"2004-01-20T22:33:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-20T22:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/20\/munkeys-and-possums-and-breasts-oh-my\/"},"modified":"2004-01-20T22:33:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-20T22:33:00","slug":"munkeys-and-possums-and-breasts-oh-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/20\/munkeys-and-possums-and-breasts-oh-my\/","title":{"rendered":"Munkeys and possums and breasts, oh my."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Went to a client meeting this morning, couldn&apos;t help but think about possums. Certain people on LJ have been a bad influence on me (I&apos;m thinking of a certain person, who believes that the world revolves around her <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/comics\/sf20040102.gif\">breasts<\/a>. Now granted, they&apos;re nice ones, but still.)<\/p>\n<p>It&apos;s always good when friends make you laugh first thing in the morning. It&apos;s always a good way to start the day. I had this in my email. Just click on the thumbnail to see the whole cartoon.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/comics\/pbf-munkeys.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/comics\/munkey.jpg\" border=0><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Went to a client meeting this morning, couldn&apos;t help but think about possums. Certain people on LJ have been a bad influence on me (I&apos;m thinking of a certain person, who believes that the world revolves around her breasts. Now granted, they&apos;re nice ones, but still.) It&apos;s always good when friends make you laugh first&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/20\/munkeys-and-possums-and-breasts-oh-my\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Munkeys and possums and breasts, oh my.&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-ga","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1002"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}