{"id":1015,"date":"2004-01-29T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-29T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/29\/i-cant-do-anything-with-it-its-not-stiff-enough\/"},"modified":"2004-01-29T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-29T07:00:00","slug":"i-cant-do-anything-with-it-its-not-stiff-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/29\/i-cant-do-anything-with-it-its-not-stiff-enough\/","title":{"rendered":"&quot;I can&apos;t do anything with it, it&apos;s not stiff enough&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just came back from an enjoyable night with <a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/eniran\/profile\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" alt=\"[info]\" width=\"17\" height=\"17\" border=\"0\" align=\"absmiddle\"\/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/eniran\/\"><b>eniran<\/b><\/a>. In case I hadn&apos;t mentioned it before, she&apos;s a great person to be around. She had me laughing all evening. Seeing her in a toy store is something else. She was kind enough to drive me there for an errand I wanted to do. <\/p>\n<p>After that, we had dinner (sushi!) and spent a wonderful hour listening in to other people&apos;s conversations, point out badly dressed individuals, and just talking about stuff (mostly naughty things &#8211; teehee). After that, we went to Hurleys, for more random chatting, boobie grabbing (just once, but still, it maintains the tradition of boobie grabbing every time I&apos;m there with her and\/or with <a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/strychnyn\/profile\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" alt=\"[info]\" width=\"17\" height=\"17\" border=\"0\" align=\"absmiddle\"\/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/strychnyn\/\"><b>strychnyn<\/b><\/a>) and booze. There was much laughter, which was very therapeutic today. <\/p>\n<p>We ran into a barmaid that served us the last time we had a drink together. She remembered us, apparently we were having a bad night that night :) She was kind enough to drive me home afterwards, so I was able to bring my rice cooker home from the office. I&apos;ll be able to practice making sushi so it doesn&apos;t taste like paste (I still owe her, her girl, <a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/bouste\/profile\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" alt=\"[info]\" width=\"17\" height=\"17\" border=\"0\" align=\"absmiddle\"\/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/bouste\/\"><b>bouste<\/b><\/a> and  <a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/strychnyn\/profile\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" alt=\"[info]\" width=\"17\" height=\"17\" border=\"0\" align=\"absmiddle\"\/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/strychnyn\/\"><b>strychnyn<\/b><\/a> a sushi dinner). <\/p>\n<p>So, I&apos;m full with good food capped off with a nice pint of Bass, I&apos;m home with my new teddy bear (I couldn&apos;t resist, he&apos;s too cute) and I&apos;m all laughed out for tonight. All in all, a very good way to spend an evening. <\/p>\n<p>Nighters all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just came back from an enjoyable night with eniran. In case I hadn&apos;t mentioned it before, she&apos;s a great person to be around. She had me laughing all evening. Seeing her in a toy store is something else. She was kind enough to drive me there for an errand I wanted to do. After that,&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/29\/i-cant-do-anything-with-it-its-not-stiff-enough\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;&quot;I can&apos;t do anything with it, it&apos;s not stiff enough&quot;&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-gn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1015"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}