{"id":10199,"date":"2014-01-22T14:59:16","date_gmt":"2014-01-22T14:59:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=10199"},"modified":"2014-01-23T08:26:25","modified_gmt":"2014-01-23T08:26:25","slug":"biggest-oxymoron-ive-seen-in-a-while","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/22\/biggest-oxymoron-ive-seen-in-a-while\/","title":{"rendered":"Biggest oxymoron I’ve seen in a while…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Dont-take-it-Personally\"<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

I was listening to some music on my ipod and a song made me think of Crazy German Girl. It happens once in a while, and sometimes I wonder what she’s up to and if she’s happy. She was a really close friend once, and I’ve always had a lingering malaise at how we broke things off. This time, something in the cosmic balance made me send her an olive branch email and see what happens from there.<\/p>\n

I got this back from her:<\/p>\n

Hi Richard. Looooong forgotten, no need for a lingering malaise. Don’t take it personally, but I’m not interested in staying in touch.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So yeah, I won’t take it personally ;)<\/p>\n

UPDATE: It gets better :) About 20 minutes later, I get this:<\/p>\n

fyi i am sure we went through this same exchange at least once. maybe delete my email addresses…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

A quick look through all of my gmail would seem to disprove that. I don’t remember it, if it happened. <\/p>\n

UPDATE 2: So, 3 hours after the last email, to which I didn’t respond to<\/em>, I see this in my inbox:<\/p>\n

So I just looked through my inbox. You contacted me previously with similar reconcile\/stay-in-touch request.\u00a0 As per my previous email of this morning, if you can please delete my email addresses in your contacts and\/or refrain from using them in the future. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Katy says that I already have a neurotic woman in my life and I don’t need another one. I have to concur. So, as per her wishes, I will delete all traces of Crazy German Girl from my email and contacts. <\/p>\n

Have a good life, Tina; hope you allow yourself be happy.<\/p>\n

FINAL EDIT: Best facebook comment on this post:<\/p>\n

Somehow immediately this pictures comes up in my mind:
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I was listening to some music on my ipod and a song made me think of Crazy German Girl. It happens once in a while, and sometimes I wonder what she’s up to and if she’s happy. She was a really close friend once, and I’ve always had a lingering malaise at how we broke…<\/p>\n

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