{"id":10228,"date":"2014-01-23T12:35:46","date_gmt":"2014-01-23T12:35:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=10228"},"modified":"2014-01-23T15:23:45","modified_gmt":"2014-01-23T15:23:45","slug":"mushroom-management","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/23\/mushroom-management\/","title":{"rendered":"Mushroom management"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/mushroom-management.png\" alt=\"mushroom-management\" width=\"386\" height=\"514\" style=\"float:right;margin-left:10px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Today, I heard about mushroom management for the first time:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, first they cultivated us;<br \/>\nthen they kept us in the dark;<br \/>\nthen they fed us a lot of crap;<br \/>\nand then they canned us.\u201d <\/p>\n<p><b>UPDATE<\/b> Birdshit management!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Bird-shit-management.jpg\" width=\"420\" height=\"614\" style=\"float:left;margin-right:10px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I heard about mushroom management for the first time: \u201cWell, first they cultivated us; then they kept us in the dark; then they fed us a lot of crap; and then they canned us.\u201d UPDATE Birdshit management!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[507,40],"class_list":["post-10228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-qotd","tag-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-2EY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10228"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10236,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10228\/revisions\/10236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}