{"id":10444,"date":"2014-02-03T12:08:15","date_gmt":"2014-02-03T12:08:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=10444"},"modified":"2014-02-03T12:08:15","modified_gmt":"2014-02-03T12:08:15","slug":"shit-happens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/03\/shit-happens\/","title":{"rendered":"Shit happens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/RelSymbols.gif\" alt=\"RelSymbols\" width=\"432\" height=\"432\" style=\"float:right;margin-left:10px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.<br \/>\nAgnostic #2: Did someone shit?<br \/>\nAgnostic #3: What is this shit?<br \/>\nAtheism: What shit?<br \/>\nAtheism #2: I can&#8217;t believe this shit!<br \/>\nBuddhism: If shit happens, it isn&#8217;t really shit.<br \/>\nCalvinism: Shit happens because you don&#8217;t work.<br \/>\nCapitalism: That&#8217;s MY shit.<br \/>\nCatholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.<br \/>\nChauvinism: We may be shit, but you can&#8217;t live without us&#8230;<br \/>\nChristian Science: Shit happening is all in your mind.<br \/>\nCommercialism: Let&#8217;s package this shit.<br \/>\nCommunism: It&#8217;s everybody&#8217;s shit.<br \/>\nConfucianism: Confucius say, &#8220;Shit happens.&#8221;<br \/>\nCreationism: God made all shit.<br \/>\nDarwinism: This shit was once food.<br \/>\nEpiscopalian: It&#8217;s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.<br \/>\nExistentialism: Shit doesn&#8217;t happen; shit IS.<br \/>\nFeminism: Men are shit.<br \/>\nFundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)<br \/>\nHare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.<br \/>\nHedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!<br \/>\nHinduism: This shit has happened before.<br \/>\nIdolism: Let&#8217;s bronze this shit.<br \/>\nImpressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.<br \/>\nIslam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.<br \/>\nIslam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.<br \/>\nIslam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.<br \/>\nJehovah&#8217;s Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.\nJehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?\nJudaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?\nLutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.\nMormonism: God sent us this shit.\nNarcisism: I am the shit!\nNihilism: No shit.\nPractical: Deal with shit one day at a time.\nPresbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.\nProtestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.\nQuakers: Let us not fight over this shit.\nRastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!\nSatanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.\nScientology: If shit happens, see \"Dianetics\", p.157.\nStoicism: This shit is good for me.\nTaoism: Shit happens.\nUnitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.\nUtopianism: This shit does not stink.\nWiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.\nZen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.\nZen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not. Agnostic #2: Did someone shit? Agnostic #3: What is this shit? Atheism: What shit? Atheism #2: I can&#8217;t believe this shit! Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn&#8217;t really shit. Calvinism: Shit happens because you don&#8217;t work. Capitalism: That&#8217;s MY shit. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/03\/shit-happens\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Shit happens&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-10444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-2Is","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10444"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10446,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10444\/revisions\/10446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}