So Conan O'Brien is in Toronto and having a ball. Triumph the insult dog is tagging along. This made the news this morning:<\/p>\n
Living down to his four-word moniker, Triumph paid a visit to Quebec and promptly insulted any French Canadian in sight. Insulted? That doesn't cover it.<\/p>\n
“You're French and Canadian so you're obnoxious and dull,” Triumph informed one older man. Boasting of his ability to spot the French, he said one guy looked “superior.” To his girlfriend: “I can smell your crotch from here.”<\/p>\n
One poor soul shot Triumph a menacing once-over. He wandered away thoroughly disgusted by the lack of French coming from the unilingual shock-dog.<\/p>\n
“You're in North America,” Triumph shouted. “Learn the language!”<\/p>\n
One bewildered man was asked if the Canadian health care system had provisions for “personality implants.” Yet another, a rotund fellow who seemed to be a separatist, was told: “Maybe you should try separating yourself from donuts first.”<\/p>\n
The very angry pooch then took it upon himself to rename certain streets, throwing up quaint Euro-style signs inscribed with words such as, “Rue des Pussies,” “C Dion Sucks,” and “Eat Me Frenchie.”<\/p>\n
If the Official Languages Commissioner found it necessary to launch an investigation into Don Cherry, they may well issue a fatwa on Triumph. The dog's virulent assault made Cherry's hockey visor rant seem like a Mary Poppins song about raindrops and kittens.<\/i><\/p>\n
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So Conan O'Brien is in Toronto and having a ball. Triumph the insult dog is tagging along. This made the news this morning: Living down to his four-word moniker, Triumph paid a visit to Quebec and promptly insulted any French Canadian in sight. Insulted? That doesn't cover it. “You're French and Canadian so you're obnoxious…<\/p>\n