{"id":10474,"date":"2014-02-04T18:03:08","date_gmt":"2014-02-04T18:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=10474"},"modified":"2014-02-04T18:03:08","modified_gmt":"2014-02-04T18:03:08","slug":"battered-husband-syndrome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/04\/battered-husband-syndrome\/","title":{"rendered":"Battered husband syndrome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/wpid-836589201.jpg.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"8365892~01.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/wpid-836589201.jpg.jpeg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Last night, Katy was having a bad dream and she thumped me on the head twice, with a fair bit of oomph. When I asked her WTF she was doing, the only answer I got was a sleepy &#8220;sorry, I thought you were a crow&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Riiiiiight&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, Katy was having a bad dream and she thumped me on the head twice, with a fair bit of oomph. When I asked her WTF she was doing, the only answer I got was a sleepy &#8220;sorry, I thought you were a crow&#8221;. Riiiiiight&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-10474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-2IW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10475,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10474\/revisions\/10475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}