{"id":10489,"date":"2014-02-06T10:46:06","date_gmt":"2014-02-06T10:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=10489"},"modified":"2014-02-06T10:46:27","modified_gmt":"2014-02-06T10:46:27","slug":"confessions-dun-canard-sex-toy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/06\/confessions-dun-canard-sex-toy\/","title":{"rendered":"Confessions d&#8217;un canard sex-toy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/416ZQHYE3GL._.jpg\" alt=\"416ZQHYE3GL._\" width=\"367\" height=\"500\" style=\"float:right;nargin-left:10px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In his wildest dreams, Sigmund is a majestic wild duck. Alas, the Almighty has decided otherwise and made him a delicious, vibrating pleasure object. One imagines too fast a thrilling existence, made of enjoyment and pleasure &#8230; Error! Sigmund has no luck. Our little friend will then spent his life wondering what his purpose in life is. To assist in his thoughts, his friend Elise, a small cow with a penis-shaped spot, turns out to be the ideal sounding board.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10490\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/06\/confessions-dun-canard-sex-toy\/canard-sex-toy-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/canard-sex-toy-2.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"600,401\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"canard-sex-toy-2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/canard-sex-toy-2.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/canard-sex-toy-2.jpg\" alt=\"canard-sex-toy-2\" width=\"600\" height=\"401\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10490\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/canard-sex-toy-2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/canard-sex-toy-2-400x267.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/canard-sex-toy-1.jpg\" alt=\"canard-sex-toy-1\" width=\"600\" height=\"401\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-10491\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In his wildest dreams, Sigmund is a majestic wild duck. Alas, the Almighty has decided otherwise and made him a delicious, vibrating pleasure object. One imagines too fast a thrilling existence, made of enjoyment and pleasure &#8230; Error! Sigmund has no luck. Our little friend will then spent his life wondering what his purpose in&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/06\/confessions-dun-canard-sex-toy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Confessions d&#8217;un canard sex-toy&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14,132],"class_list":["post-10489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-comics","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-2Jb","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10489"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10497,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10489\/revisions\/10497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}