{"id":1086,"date":"2004-03-11T00:10:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-11T00:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/11\/gaaah-uncool-instant-flashback\/"},"modified":"2004-03-11T00:10:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-11T00:10:00","slug":"gaaah-uncool-instant-flashback","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/11\/gaaah-uncool-instant-flashback\/","title":{"rendered":"Gaaah, uncool instant flashback"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was working, when a song comes on my laptop MP3 playlist. It&apos;s <b>the<\/b> song I associate the most with <i>ze babe<\/i>. It&apos;s weird. I can&apos;t really remember exactly when she dumped me, but it&apos;s fairly close to two years now, but I still get weird moments once in a while.<\/p>\n<p>Women are all evil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was working, when a song comes on my laptop MP3 playlist. It&apos;s the song I associate the most with ze babe. It&apos;s weird. I can&apos;t really remember exactly when she dumped me, but it&apos;s fairly close to two years now, but I still get weird moments once in a while. Women are all evil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-hw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1086"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1086\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}