{"id":1088,"date":"2004-03-12T04:36:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-12T04:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/12\/today-was-a-day-for-weird-quotes\/"},"modified":"2004-03-12T04:36:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-12T04:36:00","slug":"today-was-a-day-for-weird-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/12\/today-was-a-day-for-weird-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Today was a day for weird quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These quotes, taken in context, are perfectly normal. That&apos;s the weird part, cause looking at them right now, they&apos;re completely fucked up<\/p>\n<p>Quotes of the day:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Yay, I get to see you down under &dagger;.<br \/>\n&#8211; I&apos;d never dream of keeping your wetty &Dagger;.<\/p>\n<p><!--cut=\"What these mean\"-->&dagger; Said to <a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/eniran\/profile\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" alt=\"[info]\" width=\"17\" height=\"17\" border=\"0\" align=\"absmiddle\"\/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/eniran\/\"><b>eniran<\/b><\/a> who was talking about her pictures from her trip to Australia.<br \/>\n&Dagger; Said to Hyde_grrl, about the fact that my mom just made her a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stupidcreatures.com\/images\/creatures\/Red-Wetty.jpg\" target=_blank>red wetty stupid creature<\/a> and that my mom would ship it to me so I could give it to her.<!--\/cut--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These quotes, taken in context, are perfectly normal. That&apos;s the weird part, cause looking at them right now, they&apos;re completely fucked up Quotes of the day: &#8211; Yay, I get to see you down under &dagger;. &#8211; I&apos;d never dream of keeping your wetty &Dagger;. &dagger; Said to eniran who was talking about her pictures&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/12\/today-was-a-day-for-weird-quotes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Today was a day for weird quotes&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-hy","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1088"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}