{"id":1091,"date":"2004-03-14T01:44:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-14T01:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/14\/people-are-dumb\/"},"modified":"2004-03-14T01:44:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-14T01:44:00","slug":"people-are-dumb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/14\/people-are-dumb\/","title":{"rendered":"people are dumb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why is it that people call me to rent my apartment, and are all disappointed when I tell them that no, the rent isn&apos;t 570$, it&apos;s actually 1140$ and that I want <b>roommates<\/b> because the ad is in the <b>TO SHARE<\/b> section?<\/p>\n<p>gahh! people are dumb, it makes my brain hurt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why is it that people call me to rent my apartment, and are all disappointed when I tell them that no, the rent isn&apos;t 570$, it&apos;s actually 1140$ and that I want roommates because the ad is in the TO SHARE section? gahh! people are dumb, it makes my brain hurt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-hB","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}