{"id":1123,"date":"2004-03-31T19:09:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-31T19:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/31\/when-food-goes-bad\/"},"modified":"2004-03-31T19:09:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-31T19:09:00","slug":"when-food-goes-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/31\/when-food-goes-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"When food goes bad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&apos;s a few links from the Gallery of regrettable food<sup>&dagger;<\/sup><\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.lileks.com\/institute\/gallery\/knudsen\/6.html<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/www.lileks.com\/institute\/gallery\/knudsen\/7.html<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/www.lileks.com\/institute\/gallery\/knudsen\/8.html<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/www.lileks.com\/institute\/gallery\/knudsen\/9.html<\/p>\n<p>With some descriptions quoted below, for your reading and culinary pleasure:<\/p>\n<p>This dish is useful only if a guest has a sudden attack of hemorroids, and needs to lower himself into something that sooths and cools. Otherwise, skip it.<\/p>\n<p>This applies a layer of foam insulation atop a bed of celery-flecked gelatin. The item is shown here as it always appeared at the end of every party: one piece removed, probably by the hostess, and the rest of the dish untouched<\/p>\n<p>&dagger; Original link: http:\/\/www.lileks.com\/institute\/gallery\/spec.html<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&apos;s a few links from the Gallery of regrettable food&dagger; http:\/\/www.lileks.com\/institute\/gallery\/knudsen\/6.html http:\/\/www.lileks.com\/institute\/gallery\/knudsen\/7.html http:\/\/www.lileks.com\/institute\/gallery\/knudsen\/8.html http:\/\/www.lileks.com\/institute\/gallery\/knudsen\/9.html With some descriptions quoted below, for your reading and culinary pleasure: This dish is useful only if a guest has a sudden attack of hemorroids, and needs to lower himself into something that sooths and cools. Otherwise, skip it. This applies&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/31\/when-food-goes-bad\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;When food goes bad&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-i7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}