“I don’t need to comment this, I’ll know what’s going on. I wrote it for god’s sake.” <\/p>\n
“No one could possibly fail to understand my simple user interface” <\/p>\n
“I’ll remember what I did here without adding a comment to explain it.” <\/p>\n
“Code is self documenting.” <\/p>\n
“This bug won’t take too long to fix” <\/p>\n
“I can do this easy. It should take like what? 2 hours max?” <\/p>\n
“There is just one more bug, then it wil be fixed.”<\/p>\n
“5 more minutes and I can go home.”<\/p>\n
“My homebrew framework will be nimble, lightweight, debugged, and easy to use.” <\/p>\n
“My own parser will do fine.”<\/p>\n
“I know this is dirty code, I will rewrite it later.” <\/p>\n
“We’ll fix this in a later release.” <\/p>\n
“I’ll come back and comment this later” <\/p>\n
“This bug can be ignored for now” <\/p>\n
“I’ll refactor this before I release it.”<\/p>\n
“That is going to be a simple minor change..”<\/p>\n
“It’s just one line… it won’t break anything” <\/p>\n
“This should never happen”<\/p>\n
“This minor unrelated change in the code could not possibly be the cause for the unit tests failing.” <\/p>\n
“It works on my machine” <\/p>\n
“It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!” <\/p>\n
“if it compiles, it must be correct!” <\/p>\n
“If it passes tests, it must be correct.” <\/p>\n
“It works”<\/p>\n
“I can skip design and architecture and leap right into coding.” <\/p>\n
“I totally understand that legacy code!” <\/p>\n
“I know what the client wants.” <\/p>\n
“I don’t need version control.” <\/p>\n
“I know what I’m doing.”<\/p>\n
“It’s a simple one-line change, we don’t need to test it.”<\/p>\n
“If it’s written in C, it will be fast.” <\/p>\n
“It’s written in Python, so it’s easy to extend.” <\/p>\n
“Java runs everywhere.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“I don’t need to comment this, I’ll know what’s going on. I wrote it for god’s sake.” “No one could possibly fail to understand my simple user interface” “I’ll remember what I did here without adding a comment to explain it.” “Code is self documenting.” “This bug won’t take too long to fix” “I can…<\/p>\n