{"id":1127,"date":"2004-04-03T00:05:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-03T00:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/03\/grrrrr\/"},"modified":"2004-04-03T00:05:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-03T00:05:00","slug":"grrrrr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/03\/grrrrr\/","title":{"rendered":"Grrrrr!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&apos;s the small things in life that make me want to hurt people. There&apos;s a guy on my floor at the office that always smokes in the bathroom. It stinks up the place, and the bastard NEVER FLUSHES!<\/p>\n<p><center><font size=+2>HEY BUDDY!<br \/>LEARN SOME MANNERS!<\/font><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&apos;s the small things in life that make me want to hurt people. There&apos;s a guy on my floor at the office that always smokes in the bathroom. It stinks up the place, and the bastard NEVER FLUSHES! HEY BUDDY!LEARN SOME MANNERS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s3u9vK-grrrrr","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}