According to the Guardian:<\/p>\n
Germany<\/strong> Brazil<\/strong> Denmark<\/strong> Finland<\/strong> Spain<\/strong> Greece<\/strong> Israel<\/strong> Norway<\/strong> According to the Guardian: Germany Two planets meet. The first asks: “So, how are you?” The second answers: “Well, I’m sick, I’ve got Homo Sapiens.” The first replies: “Oh, I know that one. No worries, it’ll pass.” Brazil Do you know the joke of “no me neither”? No. Me neither. Denmark Here in England, I…<\/p>\n
\nTwo planets meet. The first asks: “So, how are you?”
\nThe second answers: “Well, I’m sick, I’ve got Homo Sapiens.”
\nThe first replies: “Oh, I know that one. No worries, it’ll pass.”<\/p>\n
\nDo you know the joke of “no me neither”?
\nNo.
\nMe neither.<\/p>\n
\nHere in England, I learned a new word: chubbychaser. As a fat person, I find that hilarious. Look, there’s never a need for a chase. I don’t run.<\/p>\n
\nWhich traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
\nYou are approaching the Russian border.<\/p>\n
\nA man enters a store and says: “15 litres of wine please.”
\n“Did you bring a container for this? ”
\n“You’re speaking to it.”<\/p>\n
\nThree men are sentenced to death in a faraway country: an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Cypriot. On execution day they are asked to name their last wish. The Englishman asks for a cigar. The Frenchman a glass of wine. The Cypriot asks to be granted a last opportunity to talk to the execution squad about the Cyprus problem. On hearing this, the Frenchman and Englishman change their last wishes and beg to be shot before the Cypriot starts talking.<\/p>\n
\nA Polish Jewish woman gets up mid-flight to the US and shouts: “Is there is a doctor here?” A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her: “I am. What is the problem?” She replies: “Do you want to meet my daughter?”<\/p>\n
\nTwo whales are sitting at a bar. One of them suddenly says: “Mmmwaamm!”
\nThe second whale looks over and and says: “Holy shit, you’re fucking drunk.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"