{"id":1134,"date":"2004-04-06T17:58:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-06T17:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/06\/hmmmm-caffeine\/"},"modified":"2004-04-06T17:58:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-06T17:58:00","slug":"hmmmm-caffeine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/06\/hmmmm-caffeine\/","title":{"rendered":"Hmmmm, caffeine"},"content":{"rendered":"<form action=\"http:\/\/www.deskslave.org\/silly\/deathday.cgi\" method=\"post\">\n<table border=\"1\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\" colspan=\"2\" bgcolor=\"#000000\"><font color=\"#FFFFFF\"><b>Happy Deathday!<\/b><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#000000\"><font color=\"#FFFFFF\">Your name:<\/font><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#DDDDAA\"><font color=\"#000000\">richard<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#000000\"><font color=\"#FFFFFF\">You will die on:<\/font><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#DDDDAA\"><font color=\"#000000\">Monday, June 7, 2021<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#000000\"><font color=\"#FFFFFF\">You will die of:<\/font><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#DDDDAA\"><font color=\"#000000\">Caffeine Overdose <\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#000000\"><font color=\"#FFFFFF\">Username:<\/font><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#DDDDAA\"><input type=\"text\" name=\"username\" value=\"ENTER USERNAME\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#000000\" align=\"center\" colspan=\"2\"><input type=\"submit\" value=\"What&apos;s my Deathday?\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" colspan=\"2\"><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/quill18\/\">Created by <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:bottom;border:0;\">Quill<\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/form>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Deathday! Your name: richard You will die on: Monday, June 7, 2021 You will die of: Caffeine Overdose Username: Created by Quill<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-ii","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}