{"id":1143,"date":"2004-04-08T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-08T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/08\/yoinked-from-lj-userelfs\/"},"modified":"2004-04-08T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-08T23:00:00","slug":"yoinked-from-lj-userelfs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/08\/yoinked-from-lj-userelfs\/","title":{"rendered":"Yoinked from &lt;lj user=&quot;elfs&quot;&gt;"},"content":{"rendered":"<table style=\"border:3px outset; margin:10px; border-color:#eeffee; background:#eeffee; color:#000000\" cellpadding=4>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=2 style=\"background:#bbeebb; padding:5px; border:1px inset; text-align:center;\"><a HREF=\"http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/disease\">Doctor Unheimlich<\/a> has diagnosed me with<br \/><b>Taliskeritis<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=right><b>Cause<\/b>:<\/td>\n<td>excessive Internet usage<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=right><b>Symptoms<\/b>:<\/td>\n<td>pyromania, fingernail lengthening, excessive fear of the number thirteen, eyelid swelling<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=right><b>Cure<\/b>:<\/td>\n<td>take two spoons of cod liver oil every day before meals<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=2 style=\"background:#bbeebb; padding:5px; border:1px inset; text-align:center;\">\n<form action=\"http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/disease\" method=\"get\" style=\"margin:0px;\">Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:<input type=text name=p size=9 style=\"font-size:xx-small;\"><input type=submit value=\"Go\" style=\"background:#bbeebb; font-size:xx-small;\"><\/form>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTaliskeritis Cause: excessive Internet usage Symptoms: pyromania, fingernail lengthening, excessive fear of the number thirteen, eyelid swelling Cure: take two spoons of cod liver oil every day before meals Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-ir","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}