{"id":1151,"date":"2004-04-14T16:42:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-14T16:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/14\/i-have-weird-friends\/"},"modified":"2004-04-14T16:42:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-14T16:42:00","slug":"i-have-weird-friends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/14\/i-have-weird-friends\/","title":{"rendered":"I have weird friends"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I was talking to a little kitty last night, and had my webcam on. I got up to turn the light on, and when I came back in front of my computer, I was told that my bed is kinky.<\/p>\n<p><!--cut=\"Is my bed kinky?\"--><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/images\/LJ\/kinkybed.jpg\"><\/center><!--\/cut--><\/p>\n<p>Now, IMHO, my bed is not kinky. Granted, it&apos;s comfortable, and I love the feel of my sheets when they just come out of the dryer, but my bed is just&#8230; boring. There&apos;s not even any kinky shit happening in it these days (more&apos;s the pity).<\/p>\n<p>So, like I said, I have weir<b>d<\/b> friends :)<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Edited: cause a smartypants pointed out a typo :P<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was talking to a little kitty last night, and had my webcam on. I got up to turn the light on, and when I came back in front of my computer, I was told that my bed is kinky. Now, IMHO, my bed is not kinky. Granted, it&apos;s comfortable, and I love the&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/14\/i-have-weird-friends\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;I have weird friends&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-iz","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}