{"id":1159,"date":"2004-04-19T16:10:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-19T16:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/19\/that-has-to-be-a-record\/"},"modified":"2008-07-29T16:40:05","modified_gmt":"2008-07-29T16:40:05","slug":"that-has-to-be-a-record","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/19\/that-has-to-be-a-record\/","title":{"rendered":"That has to be a record"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From meh, ok to fucking pissed off in less than 5 minutes. That has to be a record.<\/p>\n<p>I felt kind of good this morning, considering all that happened to me over the weekend. I&#8217;d slept well, made myself a nice lunch, and got in the metro to go to the office. I left at my usual time. Thing is though, the metro was running <strong>really fucking slow<\/strong> this morning. Ridiculously so. So of course, I get to the office late. And the first thing out of the mouth of my boss is not &#8220;hi, how was your weekend&#8221;, but rather &#8220;hmmm, you&#8217;re slipping in your time again&#8221; (meaning I&#8217;m coming in late). Now dear boss, I love you, you&#8217;re a great guy, and don&#8217;t take this the wrong way, but fuck off. That&#8217;s not the way to start a week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From meh, ok to fucking pissed off in less than 5 minutes. That has to be a record. I felt kind of good this morning, considering all that happened to me over the weekend. I&#8217;d slept well, made myself a nice lunch, and got in the metro to go to the office. I left at&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/19\/that-has-to-be-a-record\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;That has to be a record&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[26,40],"class_list":["post-1159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-shrill","tag-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-iH","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}