{"id":1192,"date":"2004-04-29T16:44:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-29T16:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/29\/an-explanation-of-the-previous-entry\/"},"modified":"2004-04-29T16:44:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-29T16:44:00","slug":"an-explanation-of-the-previous-entry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/29\/an-explanation-of-the-previous-entry\/","title":{"rendered":"An explanation of the previous entry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Michel got laid last night, and the only thing I can feel for him right now is jealousy. I suck. He&apos;s my best friend, the guy who is probably responsible for me still being alive right just this minute, and the strongest emotion I feel for him right just this minute is envy.<\/p>\n<p>He has everything I want: material wealth, physical fitness, and love. I know the grass is always greener, and god knows he suffered and toiled to get where he is, but that still can&apos;t shut up the little voice in my head that keeps on keening <i>IT&apos;S NOT FUCKING FAIR!<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>I don&apos;t know how to deal with that. I really don&apos;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michel got laid last night, and the only thing I can feel for him right now is jealousy. I suck. He&apos;s my best friend, the guy who is probably responsible for me still being alive right just this minute, and the strongest emotion I feel for him right just this minute is envy. He has&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/29\/an-explanation-of-the-previous-entry\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;An explanation of the previous entry&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-je","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}