{"id":1253,"date":"2004-05-24T23:28:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-24T23:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/24\/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh-stupid-underground-train-station\/"},"modified":"2004-05-24T23:28:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-24T23:28:00","slug":"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh-stupid-underground-train-station","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/24\/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh-stupid-underground-train-station\/","title":{"rendered":"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Stupid underground train station!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NooOOOOOooOOoooOoOoO!<\/p>\n<p>So here I was, minding my own business on the train back to Montreal, when my cell phone rings. CallerID says &#8220;unknown caller&#8221;, which is not really uncommon. I answer, and a very nice-sounding voice says: &#8220;Hi, it&apos;s <a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/raspberrysalmon\/profile\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" alt=\"[info]\" width=\"17\" height=\"17\" border=\"0\" align=\"absmiddle\"\/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/raspberrysalmon\/\"><b>raspberrysalmon<\/b><\/a>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>It&apos;s the first time I&apos;ve ever done a vocal double-take. In my defense, I was a bit groggy from having slept the whole trip and I really wasn&apos;t expecting a phone call from Austria. Still, it&apos;s a pleasant surprise! We really didn&apos;t get to talk all that much, as I was minutes away from the station, and my cell phone died when we got underground. DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN! *pout*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NooOOOOOooOOoooOoOoO! So here I was, minding my own business on the train back to Montreal, when my cell phone rings. CallerID says &#8220;unknown caller&#8221;, which is not really uncommon. I answer, and a very nice-sounding voice says: &#8220;Hi, it&apos;s raspberrysalmon&#8220;. It&apos;s the first time I&apos;ve ever done a vocal double-take. In my defense, I was&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/24\/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh-stupid-underground-train-station\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Stupid underground train station!&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-kd","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1253\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}