{"id":1255,"date":"2004-05-25T15:45:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-25T15:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/25\/oh-shush-you\/"},"modified":"2004-05-25T15:45:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-25T15:45:00","slug":"oh-shush-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/25\/oh-shush-you\/","title":{"rendered":"oh. shush. you."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some of my better typos, according to <a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/raspberrysalmon\/profile\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" alt=\"[info]\" width=\"17\" height=\"17\" border=\"0\" align=\"absmiddle\"\/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/raspberrysalmon\/\"><b>raspberrysalmon<\/b><\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>1. I&apos;ll go jump in the snower (for shower)<br \/>\n2. I&apos;ll go hump in the shower (read above)<br \/>\n3. snartass (a perennial favourite)<br \/>\n4. good lick on your exam<br \/>\n5. don&apos;t exaferate<\/p>\n<p>I&apos;m sure there are more, but those are the only ones I remember now.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Edit on 27\/05\/2004:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; ooh, I love it when you walk dirty to me (talking to <a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/straysparrow\/profile\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" alt=\"[info]\" width=\"17\" height=\"17\" border=\"0\" align=\"absmiddle\"\/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/straysparrow\/\"><b>straysparrow<\/b><\/a>)<br \/>\n&#8211; bookbinging (instead of bookbinding)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some of my better typos, according to raspberrysalmon: 1. I&apos;ll go jump in the snower (for shower) 2. I&apos;ll go hump in the shower (read above) 3. snartass (a perennial favourite) 4. good lick on your exam 5. don&apos;t exaferate I&apos;m sure there are more, but those are the only ones I remember now. Edit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/25\/oh-shush-you\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;oh. shush. you.&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-kf","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}