{"id":1256,"date":"2004-05-25T17:23:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-25T17:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/25\/ladies-and-gentlemen-place-your-bets\/"},"modified":"2004-05-25T17:23:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-25T17:23:00","slug":"ladies-and-gentlemen-place-your-bets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/25\/ladies-and-gentlemen-place-your-bets\/","title":{"rendered":"Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had sushi with <a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/moonlightjoy\/profile\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" alt=\"[info]\" width=\"17\" height=\"17\" border=\"0\" align=\"absmiddle\"\/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/users.livejournal.com\/moonlightjoy\/\"><b>moonlightjoy<\/b><\/a> last thursday, and I ordered waaay too much. When I got to the office, I told the guys I had leftovers and left them in the fridge. 5 days later, i.e. today, they&apos;re still there and somebody just started eating them.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&apos;d be leery as hell to eat 5-day old sushi, but he&apos;s not. So ladies and gents, place your bets as to what will happen. So far, I&apos;m betting he&apos;s going to hurl before the end of the day, and a coworker believes he&apos;s going to have nuclear diarrhea. What do you all think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had sushi with moonlightjoy last thursday, and I ordered waaay too much. When I got to the office, I told the guys I had leftovers and left them in the fridge. 5 days later, i.e. today, they&apos;re still there and somebody just started eating them. Now I&apos;d be leery as hell to eat 5-day&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/25\/ladies-and-gentlemen-place-your-bets\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-kg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}