{"id":1259,"date":"2004-05-26T14:51:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-26T14:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/26\/reading-is-my-weakness-moo\/"},"modified":"2004-05-26T14:51:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-26T14:51:00","slug":"reading-is-my-weakness-moo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/26\/reading-is-my-weakness-moo\/","title":{"rendered":"Reading is my weakness. Moo!"},"content":{"rendered":"<table style=\"font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;&apos; cellspacing=\"0&apos; cellpadding=\"2&apos; align=\"center\">\n<form action=\"http:\/\/memegen.deskslave.org\/viewmeme.pl?un=greymentality&#038;meme=1074644140&apos; method=\"POST\">\n<tr>\n<th colspan=2  bgcolor=\"#000000\"><font color=\"#DDDD88\">Angel Style by greymentality<\/font><\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#333333&apos; style=\"border: 1px solid black;\"><span style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">Name\/Username<\/span><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#DDDDAA&apos; style=\"border: 1px solid black;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><input type=\"text&apos; name=\"Name\/Username&apos; value=\"richard&apos; size=\"20\"><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#333333&apos; style=\"border: 1px solid black;\"><span style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">First Impression from Others<\/span><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#DDDDAA&apos; style=\"border: 1px solid black;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Others feel safe and warm inside your arms<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#333333&apos; style=\"border: 1px solid black;\"><span style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">Your Core<\/span><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#DDDDAA&apos; style=\"border: 1px solid black;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Is like a grande pillar<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2&apos; bgcolor=\"#333333&apos; style=\"border: 1px solid black; text-align: center;&apos; align=\"center\">\n<table width=\"100%&apos; cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 width=\"300\">\n<caption><span style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">Potential to Stray from the Light: 24%<\/span><\/caption>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#000000&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#000000&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#111111&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#222222&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#444444&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#666666&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#888888&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#AAAAAA&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#CCCCCC&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#EEEEEE&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#000000&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#000000&apos; height=\"10\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#000000&apos; height=\"10\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#000000&apos; height=\"10\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#444444&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#666666&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#888888&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#AAAAAA&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#CCCCCC&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#EEEEEE&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#000000&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#000000&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#111111&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#222222&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#444444&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#666666&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#888888&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#AAAAAA&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#CCCCCC&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#EEEEEE&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF&apos; height=\"5\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#333333&apos; style=\"border: 1px solid black;\"><span style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">Your Weakness<\/span><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#DDDDAA&apos; style=\"border: 1px solid black;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Reading. 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