{"id":12702,"date":"2014-04-17T12:04:24","date_gmt":"2014-04-17T12:04:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=12702"},"modified":"2014-04-17T12:04:24","modified_gmt":"2014-04-17T12:04:24","slug":"top-20-replies-by-programmers-when-their-code-doesnt-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/04\/17\/top-20-replies-by-programmers-when-their-code-doesnt-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 20 replies by programmers when their code doesn&#8217;t work&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>20. That&#8217;s weird&#8230;<br \/>\n19. It&#8217;s never done that before.<br \/>\n18. It worked yesterday.<br \/>\n17. How&#8217;s that possible?<br \/>\n16. It must be a hardware problem.<br \/>\n15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?<br \/>\n14. There has to be something funky with your data.<br \/>\n13. I haven&#8217;t touched that module in weeks!<br \/>\n12. You must have the wrong version.<br \/>\n11. It&#8217;s just some unlucky coincidence.<br \/>\n10. I can&#8217;t test everything!<br \/>\n09. THIS can&#8217;t be the source of THAT!<br \/>\n08. It works, but it hasn&#8217;t been tested.<br \/>\n07. Somebody must&#8217;ve changed my code.<br \/>\n06. Did you heck for a virus on your system?<br \/>\n05. Even though it doesn&#8217;t work, how does it feel?<br \/>\n04. You can&#8217;t use that version on your system.<br \/>\n03. Why would you want to do it that way?<br \/>\n02. What were you doing when you broke it?<br \/>\n01. It works on my machine&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>20. That&#8217;s weird&#8230; 19. It&#8217;s never done that before. 18. It worked yesterday. 17. How&#8217;s that possible? 16. It must be a hardware problem. 15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash? 14. There has to be something funky with your data. 13. I haven&#8217;t touched that module in weeks! 12&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/04\/17\/top-20-replies-by-programmers-when-their-code-doesnt-work\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Top 20 replies by programmers when their code doesn&#8217;t work&#8230;&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[17,458,40],"class_list":["post-12702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-geek","tag-potd2014","tag-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-3iS","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12702"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12703,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12702\/revisions\/12703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}