{"id":1293,"date":"2004-06-07T15:13:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-07T15:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/07\/blog-haiku\/"},"modified":"2004-06-07T15:13:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-07T15:13:00","slug":"blog-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/07\/blog-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Blog haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<form action=\"http:\/\/hutta.com\/lj\/toys\/livejournal\/haiku\" method=\"POST\"><center><\/p>\n<table border=1>\n<tr bgcolor=\"#34C2E6\">\n<td align=\"center\"> <font color=\"#000000\"><b>Haiku by talisker<\/b><\/font> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td> i feel dumber for<br \/>having seen that show forgive<br \/>me little brain cells <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td> wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this will be<br \/>a semi-technical rant<br \/>so please bear with me <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td> i think i&apos;m going to<br \/>go become one with my couch<br \/>while the sauce simmers <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td> the friggin kitchen<br \/>island was sold out again<br \/>that&apos;s twice in a row <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"> Username: <input type=\"text\" name=\"username\" value=\"talisker\" size=\"8\"> <input type=\"submit\" value=\"Find Your Own\"><br \/> <font size=\"-2\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/hutta.com\/lj\/toys\/livejournal\/haiku\">Haiku!<\/a> by <a href=\"http:\/\/livejournal.com\/users\/hutta\">Hutta<\/a>. <\/font> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/form>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Haiku by talisker i feel dumber forhaving seen that show forgiveme little brain cells wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this will bea semi-technical rantso please bear with me i think i&apos;m going togo become one with my couchwhile the sauce simmers the friggin kitchenisland was sold out againthat&apos;s twice in a row Username: Haiku! by Hutta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-kR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1293"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1293\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}