{"id":1302,"date":"2004-06-10T16:42:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-10T16:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/10\/i-now-officially-truly-despise-the-national-bank-of-canada\/"},"modified":"2004-06-10T16:42:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-10T16:42:00","slug":"i-now-officially-truly-despise-the-national-bank-of-canada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/10\/i-now-officially-truly-despise-the-national-bank-of-canada\/","title":{"rendered":"I now officially, truly, despise the National Bank of Canada"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bunch of incompetent fucks. These are people that cannot find their ass with both hands and a map.<\/p>\n<p>They&apos;ve managed to screw up my loan payments YET AGAIN, and this time my rent check bounced like a superball, making my roommate unhappy and blemishing my credit history.<\/p>\n<p>ahem, can everybody hear me? yes? good.<\/p>\n<p><font size=+2><b>The National Bank of Canada is run by a bunch of poo-flinging monkeys that can&apos;t tell dick from elbow!<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n<p>thank you, that is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bunch of incompetent fucks. These are people that cannot find their ass with both hands and a map. They&apos;ve managed to screw up my loan payments YET AGAIN, and this time my rent check bounced like a superball, making my roommate unhappy and blemishing my credit history. ahem, can everybody hear me? yes? good. The&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/10\/i-now-officially-truly-despise-the-national-bank-of-canada\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;I now officially, truly, despise the National Bank of Canada&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-l0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}