{"id":13020,"date":"2014-05-03T21:48:31","date_gmt":"2014-05-03T21:48:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=13020"},"modified":"2014-05-03T21:48:32","modified_gmt":"2014-05-03T21:48:32","slug":"quote-of-the-day-69","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/05\/03\/quote-of-the-day-69\/","title":{"rendered":"Quote of the day"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>If you had to choose an animal to have sex with, what would it be?<br \/>\nA duck.<br \/>\nSeriously? You have the whole animal Kingdom to choose from and you go for a duck???<br \/>\nWell, it&#8217;s soft and fluffy and you can eat it afterwards.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve lost all respect for you. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>No context for you!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you had to choose an animal to have sex with, what would it be? A duck. Seriously? You have the whole animal Kingdom to choose from and you go for a duck??? Well, it&#8217;s soft and fluffy and you can eat it afterwards. I&#8217;ve lost all respect for you. No context for you!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[507,132],"class_list":["post-13020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-qotd","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-3o0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13020"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13021,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13020\/revisions\/13021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}