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Talisker is named after a good single malt scotch and, as his namesake, keeps getting better with age.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Strengths: Has boundless memory for useless trivia and song lyrics. Can name every muppet on the muppet show. Also a damn good guy to have around, in general.<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Weaknesses: Addiction to coffee and bad puns. Also tends to make typos at the most inopportune moments. Tends to let the dishes pile up to the point of sentience.<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Special Skills: Can make computers sing and dance, can read 3 books at the same time and not get confused and can cook up a storm.<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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LiveJournalTrading CardsOriginal Green Death Edition talisker User Number: 1501838 Date Created: 2003-12-02 Number of Posts: 381 Talisker is named after a good single malt scotch and, as his namesake, keeps getting better with age. Strengths: Has boundless memory for useless trivia and song lyrics. Can name every muppet on the muppet show. Also a damn…<\/p>\n

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