{"id":1315,"date":"2004-06-16T22:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-16T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/16\/i-am-tiiiiiiiiiiired\/"},"modified":"2004-06-16T22:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-16T22:00:00","slug":"i-am-tiiiiiiiiiiired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/16\/i-am-tiiiiiiiiiiired\/","title":{"rendered":"I am tiiiiiiiiiiired"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just want to fall asleep on my desk. I&apos;m braindead and completely useless to the world today. The fact that I just popped some antihistamines a while back to control my allergies <b>really<\/b> isn&apos;t helping my case right now.<\/p>\n<p>I wanna go home! :(<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just want to fall asleep on my desk. I&apos;m braindead and completely useless to the world today. The fact that I just popped some antihistamines a while back to control my allergies really isn&apos;t helping my case right now. I wanna go home! :(<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-ld","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1315"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1315\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}