{"id":1316,"date":"2004-06-17T14:54:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-17T14:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/17\/yoinked-from-lj-usereniran-4\/"},"modified":"2004-06-17T14:54:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-17T14:54:00","slug":"yoinked-from-lj-usereniran-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/17\/yoinked-from-lj-usereniran-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Yoinked from &lt;lj user=&quot;eniran&quot;&gt;"},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=\"400&apos; height=\"257&apos; bgcolor=\"000000&apos; border=\"2&apos; cellpadding=\"4&apos; cellspacing=\"0&apos; bordercolor=\"EE0000\">\n<tr bordercolor=\"EE0000\">\n<td colspan=\"3\">\n<div align=\"center\"><font color=\"#FFFFFF\">What kind of disease <i>are<\/i> you?<\/p>\n<p>Talisker:<\/font><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bordercolor=\"EE0000\">\n<td>\n<p><font color=\"#FFFFFF\">Talisker is caused by sponges.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/images\/LJ\/sponges.gif&apos; width=\"141&apos; height=\"137\"><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">\n<p><font color=\"#FFFFFF\"><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">Talisker disease causes a constant lack of clothing.<br \/>To cure Talisker infection, keep a live squirrel in your underpants for a week.<\/div>\n<p><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bordercolor=\"EE0000\">\n<td colspan=\"3&apos; valign=\"middle\">\n<form action=\"http:\/\/www.mushoo.net\/disease.php&apos; method=\"GET\">\n<div align=\"center\"><font color=\"#FFFFFF\">Name?<\/font><input type=\"text&apos; name=\"name\"><input type=\"submit&apos; name=\"Search\"><\/div>\n<\/form>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Is that a rodent in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What kind of disease are you? Talisker: Talisker is caused by sponges. Talisker disease causes a constant lack of clothing.To cure Talisker infection, keep a live squirrel in your underpants for a week. Name? Is that a rodent in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-le","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1316"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1316\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}