{"id":1318,"date":"2004-06-18T20:02:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-18T20:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/18\/another-disturbing-thing\/"},"modified":"2004-06-18T20:02:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-18T20:02:00","slug":"another-disturbing-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/18\/another-disturbing-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"Another disturbing thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This one ain&apos;t as bad as the previous one, but still icky.<\/p>\n<p>Had lunch with hacker_girl today, as I hadn&apos;t seen her in a few weeks. We&apos;re sitting down at Reubens and we&apos;re catching up and being silly, our usual activities basically. I&apos;m suddenly distracted by a cute little thing wearing a red plaid short schoolgirl skirt and midriff shirt (say that 3 times really fast!). I&apos;m only seeing her from the back, but she has great legs, beautiful tush, nice tummy and I caught sight of some decent cleavage from the side. I didn&apos;t make anything of it, but maybe 5 minutes later, the girl walks past our table to go to the bathroom. I almost choked on my coke&#8230; the woman was at least 40, if not more. That&apos;s so wrong&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one ain&apos;t as bad as the previous one, but still icky. Had lunch with hacker_girl today, as I hadn&apos;t seen her in a few weeks. We&apos;re sitting down at Reubens and we&apos;re catching up and being silly, our usual activities basically. I&apos;m suddenly distracted by a cute little thing wearing a red plaid short&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/18\/another-disturbing-thing\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Another disturbing thing&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-lg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}