{"id":1319,"date":"2004-06-19T16:50:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-19T16:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/19\/my-roommates-are-trying-to-drive-me-nuts\/"},"modified":"2004-06-19T16:50:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-19T16:50:00","slug":"my-roommates-are-trying-to-drive-me-nuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/19\/my-roommates-are-trying-to-drive-me-nuts\/","title":{"rendered":"My roommates are trying to drive me nuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it&apos;s official, both my current roommates are out to drive me bonkers.<\/p>\n<p>Marc, my new roommate, has only met Caro once. He&apos;s already afraid of her. She&apos;s always had an abrasive personality, but right just this minute, she&apos;s acting like a real bitch. She&apos;s moving out on Sunday, and has a crew of friends to help her move. That&apos;s fine. Marc asked me if he could start bringing stuff on Sunday as well. I didn&apos;t see a problem, as Annie&apos;s room &#8211; the room he&apos;s going to be taking &#8211; is already empty because Annie moved out last week. She went ballistic, saying that she didn&apos;t want a congestion in the staircase.<\/p>\n<p>Now excuse me, but that&apos;s a pile of bullshit. I know you only rented your van for a few hours, but I once emptied 3 complete apartments in 4 hours with 6 people. You have 4 people, but you ONLY HAVE ONE ROOM TO CLEAR! So excuse me if I think you&apos;re full of yourself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it&apos;s official, both my current roommates are out to drive me bonkers. Marc, my new roommate, has only met Caro once. He&apos;s already afraid of her. She&apos;s always had an abrasive personality, but right just this minute, she&apos;s acting like a real bitch. She&apos;s moving out on Sunday, and has a crew of friends&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/19\/my-roommates-are-trying-to-drive-me-nuts\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;My roommates are trying to drive me nuts&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-lh","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}