{"id":1320,"date":"2004-06-19T22:46:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-19T22:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/19\/happy-birthday-tina\/"},"modified":"2004-06-19T22:46:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-19T22:46:00","slug":"happy-birthday-tina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/19\/happy-birthday-tina\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy birthday Tina"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So today is Tina&apos;s birthday.<\/p>\n<p>Outlook alerted me to the fact earlier this week. I sent her an ecard. I don&apos;t know why. To hurt her? To hurt myself? Why do I keep thinking about this girl? I keep looking at my email to see if she sent a reply, even though I fairly well know I won&apos;t get anything. I know she got the card. What do I expect to get out of all this?<\/p>\n<p>Shit, I wish I knew.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So today is Tina&apos;s birthday. Outlook alerted me to the fact earlier this week. I sent her an ecard. I don&apos;t know why. To hurt her? To hurt myself? Why do I keep thinking about this girl? I keep looking at my email to see if she sent a reply, even though I fairly well&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/19\/happy-birthday-tina\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Happy birthday Tina&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-li","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}