{"id":1339,"date":"2004-06-29T21:47:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-29T21:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/29\/whistle-while-you-work\/"},"modified":"2004-06-29T21:47:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-29T21:47:00","slug":"whistle-while-you-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/29\/whistle-while-you-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Whistle while you work…"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I'm at McGill right now, waiting for a bunch of patches to get installed on a windows box. Figured I might as well have some fun while I'm waiting. Saw the latest meme running around, and here are my results :)<\/p>\n

The table below is the “best of” a few runs, but the hilarious thing is that most of them came out like this originally (only one or two have been improved :P)<\/p>\n

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Slander!<\/b><\/font><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"[info]\"<\/a>blacksquiggles<\/b><\/a> and \"[info]\"<\/a>judyna<\/b><\/a> run a bordello in Soho. \"[info]\"<\/a>electricland<\/b><\/a> and \"[info]\"<\/a>sbourge<\/b><\/a> are blackmailing them.<\/font><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"[info]\"<\/a>talisker<\/b><\/a> found bondage equipment under \"[info]\"<\/a>eniran<\/b><\/a>'s bed!<\/font><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"[info]\"<\/a>electricland<\/b><\/a> and \"[info]\"<\/a>la_tatie<\/b><\/a> used to live together but \"[info]\"<\/a>la_tatie<\/b><\/a> moved out when they saw \"[info]\"<\/a>electricland<\/b><\/a> making out with \"[info]\"<\/a>kaliko_mel<\/b><\/a>!<\/font><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"[info]\"<\/a>ruthebee<\/b><\/a> runs a secret pornography ring. \"[info]\"<\/a>judyna<\/b><\/a> and \"[info]\"<\/a>kaliko_mel<\/b><\/a> are regular models.<\/font><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"[info]\"<\/a>ultimategirl<\/b><\/a> has a secret fixation with butter!<\/font><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"[info]\"<\/a>jazzyxena<\/b><\/a> had better clear their internet cache before \"[info]\"<\/a>eniran<\/b><\/a> comes home.<\/font><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"[info]\"<\/a>judyna<\/b><\/a> tried to rape the horses and ride off on the women, a newbie mistake.<\/font><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"[info]\"<\/a>mekez<\/b><\/a> has been sent by the government to spy on you to make sure you're paying your taxes!<\/font><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"[info]\"<\/a>electricland<\/b><\/a> has secret, sordid fantasies about \"[info]\"<\/a>eniran<\/b><\/a> and acts them out with \"[info]\"<\/a>sbourge<\/b><\/a>!<\/font><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"[info]\"<\/a>ruthebee<\/b><\/a> collects other people's underwear!<\/font><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"[info]\"<\/a>mekez<\/b><\/a> keeps a hamster for nefarious purposes!<\/font><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"[info]\"<\/a>jazzyxena<\/b><\/a> performed a “sexual act” upon \"[info]\"<\/a>eniran<\/b><\/a> in a public toilet!<\/font><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"[info]\"<\/a>blacksquiggles<\/b><\/a> and \"[info]\"<\/a>raspberrysalmon<\/b><\/a> took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the SPCA!<\/font><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"[info]\"<\/a>ashre79<\/b><\/a> has been thinking of going on a machine-gun rampage for six months.<\/font><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"[info]\"<\/a>raspberrysalmon<\/b><\/a>, \"[info]\"<\/a>montreality<\/b><\/a> and a pint of whipped cream; need I say more?<\/font><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"[info]\"<\/a>ashre79<\/b><\/a> has had implants. Y'know. *Those* Implants.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"[info]\"<\/a>la_tatie<\/b><\/a> and \"[info]\"<\/a>eniran<\/b><\/a> secretly peed in \"[info]\"<\/a>raspberrysalmon<\/b><\/a>'s cornflakes.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends! <\/font><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/form>\n<\/div>\n

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Edit: I'd added some more good ones, but friggin LJ ate that edit, it seems :( *kicks stupid LJ*<\/p>\n

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Edit #2: OK, LJ is SERIOUSLY<\/b> wonky. This post got edited so many times, it's not even funny. I had old versions re-appearing, new versions coming and going, oy! I'll be really happy when all the mess is cleared up on the server-side<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I'm at McGill right now, waiting for a bunch of patches to get installed on a windows box. Figured I might as well have some fun while I'm waiting. Saw the latest meme running around, and here are my results :) The table below is the “best of” a few runs, but the hilarious…<\/p>\n

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