{"id":1345,"date":"2004-07-01T03:14:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-01T03:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/01\/insert-scream-of-primal-fury-here\/"},"modified":"2004-07-01T03:14:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-01T03:14:00","slug":"insert-scream-of-primal-fury-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/01\/insert-scream-of-primal-fury-here\/","title":{"rendered":"*Insert scream of primal fury here*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it is now official. There is an Ikea god and he hates my guts.<\/p>\n<p>I swear I&apos;m going to sacrifice some swedish meatballs next time I go there, because this is just FUCKING NUTS! I went there tonight to get my kitchen table. I checked the stock availability in the afternoon &#8211; all was hunky-dory.<\/p>\n<p>Get there, and of course, they&apos;re OUT OF STOCK! Bunch of <b>[This portion censored for foul language]<\/b>. Grrrr. This is the 4th time out of 5 consecutive ikea trips that the stuff I want isn&apos;t there. And this time, I can&apos;t even bitch that I hadn&apos;t checked online &#8211; because I did &#8211; and look where that got me.<\/p>\n<p>So anyway, there&apos;s not a lot I can do at this point. It seems that the home gods in general are angry with me, because Brault&#038;Martineau pulled a fast one on me too. They don&apos;t have my dryer in stock either. At least I&apos;ll have the washing machine this weekend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it is now official. There is an Ikea god and he hates my guts. I swear I&apos;m going to sacrifice some swedish meatballs next time I go there, because this is just FUCKING NUTS! I went there tonight to get my kitchen table. I checked the stock availability in the afternoon &#8211; all was&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/01\/insert-scream-of-primal-fury-here\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;*Insert scream of primal fury here*&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-lH","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}