{"id":1380,"date":"2004-07-12T06:03:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-12T06:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/12\/diary-of-a-new-cat-owner\/"},"modified":"2004-07-12T06:03:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-12T06:03:00","slug":"diary-of-a-new-cat-owner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/12\/diary-of-a-new-cat-owner\/","title":{"rendered":"Diary of a new cat owner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just thought I&apos;d post a few things I&apos;ve noticed from my 8 hours of cat ownership.<\/p>\n<p>1. Cats have an amazing power to vanish into thin air when you&apos;re not looking. One minute there, turn your head, poof! gone.<\/p>\n<p>2. My cat has found (and rolled around in) every dust bunny in my apartment. For a long-haired cat, that&apos;s a mess. I thought I had a fairly clean apartment. Apparently, I don&apos;t. <\/p>\n<p>3. A crumpled ball of foil is the perfect cat toy.<\/p>\n<p>4. Though he&apos;s warming up to me, I think my cat is scared of me. Every time I walk into the room, he hides under the futon.<\/p>\n<p>More to come as time progresses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just thought I&apos;d post a few things I&apos;ve noticed from my 8 hours of cat ownership. 1. Cats have an amazing power to vanish into thin air when you&apos;re not looking. One minute there, turn your head, poof! gone. 2. My cat has found (and rolled around in) every dust bunny in my apartment. For&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/12\/diary-of-a-new-cat-owner\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Diary of a new cat owner&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-mg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1380"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1380\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}