{"id":1391,"date":"2004-07-13T22:12:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-13T22:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/13\/lj-userraspberrysalmon-put-me-on-to-this\/"},"modified":"2004-07-13T22:12:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-13T22:12:00","slug":"lj-userraspberrysalmon-put-me-on-to-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/13\/lj-userraspberrysalmon-put-me-on-to-this\/","title":{"rendered":"&lt;lj user=&quot;raspberrysalmon&quot;&gt; put me on to this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Actual english subtitles in Honk Kong movies<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.<br \/>\n&#8211; Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.<br \/>\n&#8211; Gun wounds again?<br \/>\n&#8211; Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.<br \/>\n&#8211; A normal person wouldn&apos;t steal pituitaries.<br \/>\n&#8211; Damn, I&apos;ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!<br \/>\n&#8211; Take my advice, or I&apos;ll spank you without pants.<br \/>\n&#8211; Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?<br \/>\n&#8211; Quiet or I&apos;ll blow your throat up.<br \/>\n&#8211; You always use violence. I should&apos;ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.<br \/>\n&#8211; I&apos;ll fire aimlessly if you don&apos;t come out!<br \/>\n&#8211; You daring lousy guy.<br \/>\n&#8211; Beat him out of recognizable shape!<br \/>\n&#8211; I have been scared shitless too much lately.<br \/>\n&#8211; I got knife scars more than the number of your leg&apos;s hair!<br \/>\n&#8211; Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.<br \/>\n&#8211; The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?<br \/>\n&#8211; How can you use my intestines as a gift?<br \/>\n&#8211; This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.<br \/>\n&#8211; Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.<br \/>\n&#8211; Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person. <\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.strangeplaces.net\/weirdthings\/subtitles.html<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actual english subtitles in Honk Kong movies &#8211; I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. &#8211; Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. &#8211; Gun wounds again? &#8211; Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. &#8211; A normal person wouldn&apos;t steal pituitaries. &#8211; Damn, I&apos;ll burn you into a&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/13\/lj-userraspberrysalmon-put-me-on-to-this\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;&lt;lj user=&quot;raspberrysalmon&quot;&gt; put me on to this&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-mr","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1391"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1391\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}